well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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