I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
the gays at disneyland are vicious
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
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So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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