nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
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Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.