i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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