I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize
