My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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