she was so not down for the gang bang
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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