she looked like the bat from fern gully.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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