4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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