I seem to have left my pride at pride
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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