plz talk dirty to me
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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