I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?