Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.