I want to walk on stilts...naked
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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