I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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