Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
