can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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