I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
dude. I can hear the air.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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