ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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