Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Damn victory sex feels great
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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