mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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