i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Just pee around me
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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