Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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