im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
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You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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