i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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