we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
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he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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