I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
