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If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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