I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
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I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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