And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
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HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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