everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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