wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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