do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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