I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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