Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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