Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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