I wannas sexs uuuuu
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
