My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Randomize
