You just made me feel so damn special
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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