remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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