I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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