i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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