I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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