..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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