FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
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If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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