Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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