Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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