He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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