please come you make the beer taste better
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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