We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Your penis caused this!
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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