i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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