is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I deserve this hangover.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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