At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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