TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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