I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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