Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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