i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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